nachashim:

when you see someone from high school and they don’t recognize you that’s the exact opposite of the mortifying ordeal of being known. the gratifying relief of being forgotten

teathattast:

veggiedaddy:

iwillcutmyhairshort:

the-frozen-city:

iwillcutmyhairshort:

iwillcutmyhairshort:

weirdmageddon:

i am obsessed with this video

wait what the hell that’s my brother

the one on the left is literally my little brother

But you didn’t need to ask about the sewer fire??

no that’s definitely true

tiktoks-we-like:

[Description start: A young woman is playing the beginning part of the Universal Studios theme song on a huge marimba, and then she throws both of the mallets at a drum placed in front of the xylophone. Another woman comes after her, playing the same tune and throws the mallets at the drum again. A man walks up after the last woman has finished and starts singing the ending of the Universal Studios theme off-key before laughing and walking away. End of description.]

klaus-hargreeves-katz:

thebibliosphere:

annagetsthefabulousbabes:

tzikeh:

owl-librarian:

sasgalula:

coolcatgroup:

scaliefox:

switch-up-snowfox:

flimflamflummox:

shampooligan:

you know what lets actually bring back lolcats, they were so simple and so benevolent. like check this out

Here’s my favorite lolcat:

Next stop: Noobshire

it’s often the cute meme’s that age well once you get past the “literally everywhere” phase.

I like this classic

More classics

I went through almost ten years of photos on my Facebook page go find this

But WAIT! DO NOT FORGET. the granddaddy: 

HOLD UP THERE 

SKIPPY 

“I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER” GOT FAMOUS OFF THE BACKS OF THE PIONEERING LOLCATS

THIS WAS IN THE BEFORE-TIMES 

WHEN THEY WERE KNOWN AS 

CAT MACROS 

AND THEY DIDN’T HAVE TO MAKE ANY SENSE

AND NOW YOU WILL HAVE TO SCROLL THROUGH A FUCKIN’ FEW MORE

  https://youtu.be/UF2bVxFRKhA

THERE WAS A SONG.

“Jesus Christ it’s a lion get in the car!” still pops into my head on a regular basis. Same with “eh meh gherd” (“oh my god”).

Also long cat. I’m sad no one posted long cat.

Also- I can’t find it right now, for some reason- but the “happycat has run out of happy” was referencing not just the format of “[thing]cat is [thing]” but specifically another meme with an identical cat smiling (“happycat is happy”). Possibly it’s the same cat.

smatter:

Queenie just scalped me

trashboat:

me: strokes my cats cheek.

my cat: wow. ok.. this fucks

clamperls:

clamperls:

im hosting a give away on twitter of my hand-made resin pieces!! click here to see the post on how to enter!

im trying to jump-start my resin sales before christmas! if my twitter giveaway is successful enough i will create one for tumblr as well :D i’m trying to become financially independent only on my art and creative prospects, so participating in the giveaway and checking out some of the resin listings i have here would really mean a lot to me. they make great holiday gifts!

stupidgayslut:

werewolf-cuddles:

hawkeyedflame:

kalichnikov:

bucci-mayne:

this is like people finding out the name of HP Lovecraft’s cat all over again

My dad calls them “nazi cars” lol